Very Punny

We word people at U.S. Catholic love a good religious pun, and it turns out a British company does as well. Congregational & General Insurance, which specializes in church property, is sponsoring a contest for the best church puns and will hand out a £500 ($985) prize for the best one, Reuters reported.

Do Catholic Tastes readers have the rite stuff? Share your favorite pun in the comments section. I can offer no monetary reward, but perhaps I'll publish the best in an upcoming issue of U.S. Catholic.

Puns from the Reuters article:
"Fight truth decay"
"Come in for a free faith lift"
"Chxxch -- Have you guessed what's missing. UR!"
"God, you're great!"